The Accidental Housewife

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

ME (exhausted, frazzled, nearing indifference):“Jenna, if you keep rocking in that chair I am going to put you in time out.”

JENNA (euphemism for boisterous ultra-verbally developed two-year old): NO…YOU…WON’T!

ME: (calmly strapping kicking toddler into booster seat, using both hands to counter the toddler hip thrusts) I …..JUST…..DID!


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